Story of the Raining BaNANAs

TALE OF THE TWO TAILED PIGGIE-WIGGIES

AHH.. finally.. the long awaited tale.. ahahah

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relax.. and Read the story.. haha

okay.. the story unfolds on the sunday two weeks ago.. when i went to work brunch as usual.. Alex was was working too.. so he took both of us to work.. and i tied my hair in TWO.. so i was walking and JOSH the dishwasher said.. i haven't seen nyone in pigtails for a really long time.. and he made some comment that i dont remember..

Now, i have always thought that pigtails referred to braids.. or plaits.. so i was like.. they re not pig tails.. they re juz hair tied into two pony tails.. and then he asks linda.. and linda says theyre pig tails.. ponytails are when you tie one.. =.=lll

END OF SCENE 1

Then after watering a table.. i went to the back hall.. and i saw fern and jake.. and i immediately asked.. WHY are they called pigtails? Pigs dont have two tails.. I HONESTLY WAS SURE THEY WERE NOT PIG TAILS.. and then jake goes.. Pigs have two tails.. Dont you know? i m like WHAT THE HECK?? NO SUCH THING.. and he continues.. well in America, we genetically modify our pigs to become bigger so that we can profit more from it.. and i m like.. HUH? since WHEN? and then my ever so trust-worthy friend Fern, chips in.. yea.. even in tomatoes.. they have chicken genes in them..

and then they leave.. i m like confused. NEVER in my life have i heard of such things.. and then i ask JJ the chef.. Do pigs in America have two tails? and he goes.. UH huh.. dont you know.. and he says.. Phil [another chef] pigs have two tails right? and Phil goes. heck yea.. and i m like.. wth?? and then Josh chips in and says.. You want me to bring you to farm? All the pigs have two tails! AND I WAS LIKE.. no EFFING WAY.. and then i ask ALEX.. and he goes.. yea.. dont pigs in Malaysia have two tails.. and i said.. NO..THEY DONT!!!

so i was really REALLY dumbfounded.. like i said.. i have NEVER EVER EVA heard of pigs with two tails.. i have heard of the pig with two heads.. but not tails.. then jake comes in and i ask him.. so you re tryin to tell me.. that pigs in America are genetically modified.. so basically they are 2 pigs squashed into one to become bigger.. but the tails are left behind? [i was being stupid] and he goes Uh huh.. thats the concept or smth like that.. so okay

end of scene 2

like 30 mins later.. Jake comes back in and says.. we were just messin' with ya.. i m telling you now coz fern isnt going to.. and he goes away laughing.. and i m like JAKE! SH*T!!! and he was like.. you TOTALLY bought it... i m pretty good and he was praising himself.. but honestly the way he said it.. was totally believable.. i mean.. OMGAWD.. he didnt hesitate.. he juz talked.. smooooth.. i m like.. whaaaaaaaaat? although the story is kinda NOT believable the way he told it was like.. okayyyyy.. PLUS FERN... added that little fact about the tomatoes + chicken genes.. which is TOTALLY true btw..

but ANYHOW.. SHE FREAKING TOLD EVERYBODY TO TELL ME THAT PIGS HAVE TWO TAILS IF I ASK.. AND EVERYBODY TOLD ME THAT PIGS HAD STUPID @#$%^%$#$%^ TWO TAILS!! AND EVERYBODYYY TOLD ME THAT PIGS HAVE STUPID CURLY PINK TAILS!! ugh.. I WAS SOOOOOOOO EMBARRASSED.. omgawd.. UP to a POINT WHERE JOSH THE MUNGON SAID.. i was a DITZ. and i should be BLONDE.. (ditz is somewhat like a bimbo..) Omgawd..

and Frank.. omigoodness frank... i should have asked him.. my MOST trustworthy pal.. [fern is my trustworth pal too.. but look what she did to me =.=] AND HE WAS LIKE LAUGHIN AT ME.. and SAID.. THEY GOT YOU GOOD ELENA.. YOU GOTTA ADMIT..THEY GOT YOU GOOD! and he made me knuckle him (like put my knuckles and his knuckles together) and i was like.. oh MY GOD! I COULDNT BELIEVE that all of them ganged up on me...

and plus.. everyone knows about it.. they told everybody.. grrr.. stupid pigs and their tails.. i mean i didnt TOTALLY buy it.. [OK Ok I KINDA SORTA DID!] .. and it was believable to me.. kinda.. HEY THIS IS AMERICA.. EVERYTHING HAPPENS HERE.. now i m known as the gullible Asian girl.. first Ken and the David Beckham Incident.. now THIS.. oh goodness.. and fern was having a conversation about gulliblity.. and she was like.. theres gullible written on the ceiling.. and i looked up.. =.=lll ugh... ppl bully ME...

But bottomline is..

I LOVE ALL OF YOU DESPITE THAT TRICK YOU PULLED ON ME!!!

Pissed off..

PEACE TO YOU STUPID PIG-TAILS

NanaBanana Feels Stupid

Ps: it seemed funnier when i wrote it to jie.. is it funny to you ppl?