My Phone

Of all the most Stupidest screwed up things that have happened to me.. so far i have not encountered any worse than this...

HILLARY KILLED MY SAMSUNG HANDPHONE!!!!!!

Fish!!! @#$%^&*()(*&^%$%^&*(~!##)
I seriously am on the verge of killing someone... The sad tale begins with Hillary going to her friend's birthday party.. even though i tried to convince her NOT to go as we were at my san yi's house for my niece's birthday party.. but NO.. she wouldnt listen.. she WANTED to go... and she got the best of mommy by PESTERING... and sulking... and so b4 she got down from the car... she asked for someone's hp.. mayb my mom's handphone guardian angel was watching over or smth.. but my mom asked me to give mine..

MY HP GUARDIAN ANGEL... WHERE WERE YOU??? ON TEA BREAK??? so i gave lor.. and.. i came home and napped.. so freakin tired... mommy woke me up at 7.30 + and she said...

"nana i think they threw hillary in with your hp.."

i freaked out..

Rushed to my dad/mom's room.. pick up the cordless and dialed my no..SHIT

"Your call has been forwarded to .........."

SHIT SHIT SHIT...

Immediately knew that the worse had happened... straight away i told mommy the time and mommy said we should go and pick her up.. freakin out... i ll tell you why in a bit...

Then b4 i left... mommy's phone rang... but i tak sempat pick it up... House phone rang... PICKED UP.. hillary

"Na, where s mommy?"

*ANGRY* " Wad happen to my handphone?"

"You ask your best friend la" ( in denial that none of this was her fault)

then mommy ask me to juz tell her we re pickin her up NOW... and told her to get ready...

AS I AM TYPIN NOW... HILLARY IS MOVIN HER BED THINGS TO JIE JIES ROOM...

then... we picked her up.. and i TRIED to be cool about it.. but i was frettin my ass away...

Wad happened to my phone...

~b4 i can tell my friends i got hp in my pocket they d throw me in

HOW PATHETIC IS THAT???

ARGH... so the whole reason im fretting is... SINCE MY SAMSUNG DIED D...(MAY SHE REST IN PEACE.. HOLY CRAPP... I JUZ NAMED HER LAST NIGHT... MY BELOVED SANGDOO) I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A NEW PHONE CORRECT?

Heres the twist...

I ALREADY HAVE A NEW PHONE... THE HP iPAQ rw6828.. which i so ingeniusly spoilt the screen.. and WHEN daddy tries to call me...and i CANT pick up bcoz of the absence of my phone... he s gonna ask me to use the PDA.. and when he asks me why am i not using the PDA.. im gonna have to say..

OHHH... THE PDA? GOD i m such a bimbo.. i put it in my back jeans pocket... and sat on it.. (smile sweetly)

and xpect him to be all forgiving? in my freakin dreams... hes gonna exile me from the land of handphones and i ll be an outcast.. never again will i step into the Land of High Tech Stuff...

SO... ANYBODY CAN LOAN ME 700 BUX????? PLEASE??? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

I m in deep shit... I know it... You know it... AND I KNOW IT...

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME???? AM I CURSED WITH THE CURSE OF THE LCD SCREENS?? MY SAMSUNG DIED ON ME BCOZ OF THIS TOO!!!! AND I TOOK IT TO THE DOCTOR AND GOT SANGDOO FIXED... AND SHE DIED AGAIN... I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO ................. LOST FOR WORDS....

Haiz...bracing myself to face the music... Here goes...

IMO of SANGDOO...

Thank you for being such a wonderful pal.. Our friendship will foreva remain embedded in this hollow heart of mine...

~NanaBanana is sad~